Saturday, March 29, 2014

30 Years Ago Today

   On Friday, 30 March 1984, I left Australia by myself for the first time. I'd worked in the Public Service for one year and saved my money. I booked with an outfit called Sundowners to go on the Trans-Siberian Railway to Moscow. This package included  visits to Bangkok, Hong Kong, Taipei and Japan before taking the ferry from Yokohama to eastern Siberia.
   It probably won't be possible to keep strictly to the Thirty-Days-Ago, but I'll try to post each day's diary entry one the appropriate date. (It's a lot of typing, and I don't type incredibly fast like some people I know.)
  Unfortunately, I don't have many pictures available from the trip (my slides are rather mould-infested, stored in a box back in Australia), but I'll post what I can, and maybe even links to other sites. The date posted might sometimes read as a day earlier, but that's because server time is based in America and I'm in Japan.
  Blue writing is modern writing. The first day's entry is mostly blathering on while stuck in the plane to Bangkok.


Thursday 30th March 1984
Actually, it was a Friday, or perhaps it was Belgium.
Boarding a plane is very much like entering a fish. Not that I’ve ever entered a fish before. Come to think of it, not many people have. There was Jonah, of course, and I don’t know who else.
A lot of people on this plane seem to be with Aust. Himalayan Expeditions [now World Expeditions] going to India and Nepal. I don’t know which people are with Sundowners.
My window (46A) is plagued with chronic condensation. The other ones are all right – but all are a bit dirty and scratched so the view isn’t exceptionally clear except around the edges.
Flight from Sydney to Melbourne. One hour with lunch: chicken, cheese and tuna sandwiches, one each of. One sandwich being half a sandwich. Orange juice.
Recognisable landmarks: Wollongong, Burrinjuck Dam (one each), a touch of snow on the mountains, rivers, roads, trees, houses, pine plantations, beaches and an area that must claim to have the highest percentage of water dams per square mile (or circular kilometer) in the world. [This means water dams on farms, which are really just ponds full of brown water.]
There was a guy at Sydney Airport wearing plastic ears. Clown! Damn fool! Silly twit! Maybe I should get some.
Rupert Turglepope. Now there’s a man who has entered a fish. Twice. And he lived to tell the tale. (See “Apocryphal Tales of the Late Twenties”, edited by Percy P. Curlshaw, for Tiny Missprint Press, New York, 1946, 320pp). Pinocchio was one too, but he was fictional.
The Captain and his Clew welcome us aboard this flight. They gave us Dendrobium Pompadour, an orchid of complex man-made hybridic production.
They are now demonstrating how to inflate the liwest [that's their pronunciation on Thai Air], to a capacity captivated audience.
It is purple and smells a bit like sweat. However, this fact is not of great import when you consider that it was very bumpy coming in down at Tullermarine [Melbourne’s airport].
We lifted off from Melbourne at 4.20. One hour later, sixty minutes had passed and it was time for tea. Consumed by myself and my stomach. Bernard was some rock melon, Chicken Bowen-Vegetables-Fried Rice, Roll-Butter-Cheese and Black Forest Cake. Bowen was probably all right, but his stuffing was a bit cheesy or sour creamy or whatever it wasy. We passed over Lake Eyre during this repast.
The film tonight is “Romantic Comedy”, starring Dudley Moore and Mary Steenburgen. Only two things, apparently, can screw up their relationship. He’s one, she’s the other. I wonder what it’s like with the sound. It’s not working in my area. This means that I can’t listen to Bach’s Violin Concerto in D Minor with Anne-Sophie Mutter & Salvatore Accardo [They were probably sitting up in First Class.] “How Deep is the Ocean” (1941) – but it doesn’t specify whether it’s in feet, fathoms or metres; or “Every Heart Should Have One” by Charlie Pride. Maybe it’s a good thing the sound system is not working.
Sunset was very red and orange, like hot coal. I couldn’t see the sun because of the wing. Over cloud now, getting dark. High cloud, bumpy cloud.
Just had another dinner. Salad, Vol-au-Vent with Chicken á la King and Prawn Newbury, Roll Butter, Fruit Campote (cherry glassé, pear and peach-like contraption). Not a Lake Eyre in sight, but down below, glowing like specks of hot red coals, were eight or so oil wells-rigs.
We arrived in Bangkok at about 12.45 AEST. That’s 9.45 local time. The first think that struck me about the place was the humidity. In no more than a minute my hands were steaming. Well, sweaty. A wide-aisled bus with few seats took us to the arrival place. No problems with customs – hand in the arrival/departure card (signed), passport stamped and wait for suitcase. And wait for suitcase. Hand in customs declaration form.
Sandy was there to meet us and take us to the hotel. On the way, she told us what we could do in Bangkok, about the hotel, and about Thai money. $US1 = 22 baht. I had exchanged $AU40 for 820 baht. I saw a real live $100 not for the first time – another passenger had it [The $100 note was introduced in 1984].
Humidity is not so much a think as a feeling.
At the hotel, I am staying in room 215 with Mr. Arthur Brabant, a retired Aussie who is 62 (electrical engineer).
Had a shower – the hot water isn’t so hot, but that hardly matters in this place. There doesn’t seem to be any air conditioning in this hotel, but I’m going to look at that machine over in the corner. It works – pity I only discovered this today ---

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